Oooohhhh..... I do feel your pain, kimba. I personally can't think of another persona as suitable for a black Mesa than Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. We don't have that many fun bad girls, and a post punk/ goth Mae West is a wonderful thing.
How 'bout Lucretia Borgia? Write it on the water bottles (snicker)

The best name I've ever seen on a bike turned out to be a punk band bumper sticker. Said 'This Bike is a Pipe Bomb'- which is just right on a BMX bike. Course every body would go bananas over that today.
I need to name my Redline.

Lizzy

Did you ever see that punk poodle in that silly movie she made? How cool was that?

maybe Punk Poodle would work for the Redline...