Duck, does that story say the black bear is in New Jersey? I used to speak some Swedish, so I was trying to see what I could read in Norwegian (answer: not much). I could pick up black bear, cat, and New Jersey. This did not require a year of study of the Swedish language at the University of Chicago. But that's what I have left.

Also, I can say, "Jag har glompt nesta alla mina Svenska". I wonder how much I paid for that.

But really, was it in NJ, USA?