Quote Originally Posted by MomOnBike
My sister had a miniature Dachshund who once chased a bear out of her yard.

Sis: "Doby! Come back, you woudn't even make an hor d' vors!"

Doby: "Bark, bark! Chase, chase."

Sis said that the dog swaggered around the place for days afterward.
I'm telling you. Dachshunds rule.