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  1. #1
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    My Isaac, who bears (hah! inadvertent pun!) a striking resemblance to Jack the Cat, but slimmer, once backed up in the little front yard as a German Shepherd dog came down the street on leash. I watch Isaac like a hawk when he's out there, and I thought, "oh, good, he has the sense to be scared of the dog." No, not at all. He was backing up to get a good running start. He flew over the chain link fence at the dog, hissing and spitting. Hard to say who was more freaked out. Dog? Dog's owner? Lise? I ran out there and snatched him up, the dog backing up furiously, barking, the owner screaming, "CONTROL YOUR CAT!"

    I love the bear up a tree.
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    My sister had a miniature Dachshund who once chased a bear out of her yard.

    Sis: "Doby! Come back, you woudn't even make an hor d' vors!"

    Doby: "Bark, bark! Chase, chase."

    Sis said that the dog swaggered around the place for days afterward.
    Give big space to the festive dog that make sport in the roadway. Avoid entanglement with your wheel spoke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MomOnBike
    My sister had a miniature Dachshund who once chased a bear out of her yard.

    Sis: "Doby! Come back, you woudn't even make an hor d' vors!"

    Doby: "Bark, bark! Chase, chase."

    Sis said that the dog swaggered around the place for days afterward.
    I'm telling you. Dachshunds rule.
    Run like a dachshund! Ride like a superhero! Swim like a three-legged cat!
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    You're KIDDING?? Chased a bear??! (I'd probably faint outright...)
    I guess it's just another "huge dog" to these guys.

    Yep, dachshunds rule! They can get a realy nice swagger going....

    And that picture is just hilarious!

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    LOVE those stories!

    Speaking of "control your cat," my husband recently let the cat out in the evening (we like him in at night because of coyotes) and I heard him tell Dayhunter "be back in an hour, ok?"

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    Duck, does that story say the black bear is in New Jersey? I used to speak some Swedish, so I was trying to see what I could read in Norwegian (answer: not much). I could pick up black bear, cat, and New Jersey. This did not require a year of study of the Swedish language at the University of Chicago. But that's what I have left.

    Also, I can say, "Jag har glompt nesta alla mina Svenska". I wonder how much I paid for that.

    But really, was it in NJ, USA?
    Run like a dachshund! Ride like a superhero! Swim like a three-legged cat!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lise
    Duck, does that story say the black bear is in New Jersey? I used to speak some Swedish, so I was trying to see what I could read in Norwegian (answer: not much). I could pick up black bear, cat, and New Jersey. This did not require a year of study of the Swedish language at the University of Chicago. But that's what I have left.

    Also, I can say, "Jag har glompt nesta alla mina Svenska". I wonder how much I paid for that.

    But really, was it in NJ, USA?
    yes, it was in my local paper too. They finally took the cat in so he wouldnt get hurt!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lise
    Duck, does that story say the black bear is in New Jersey? I used to speak some Swedish, so I was trying to see what I could read in Norwegian (answer: not much). I could pick up black bear, cat, and New Jersey. This did not require a year of study of the Swedish language at the University of Chicago. But that's what I have left.

    Also, I can say, "Jag har glompt nesta alla mina Svenska". I wonder how much I paid for that.

    But really, was it in NJ, USA?
    If it's any comfort:
    1) Swedish and Norwegian are not all that similar on the page. I can follow spoken Swedish, but reading it is a slog. With Danish it's the other way around. Looks almost exactly like Norwegian on the page, but sounds like it comes from Mars.
    2) You got the gist of it right -- black bear, 7 kilo orange tabby tom cat named Jack, cat's back yard, bear chased up a tree, bear makes a run for it and gets chased up another tree, and yes -- New Jersey, USA.
    Half-marathon over. Sabbatical year over. It's back to "sacking shirt and oat cakes" as they say here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by latelatebloomer
    LOVE those stories!

    Speaking of "control your cat," my husband recently let the cat out in the evening (we like him in at night because of coyotes) and I heard him tell Dayhunter "be back in an hour, ok?"
    and...was he back on time?
    Run like a dachshund! Ride like a superhero! Swim like a three-legged cat!
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    I saw that story in my local paper. We laughed out loud! What a cat!

 

 

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