Boring names for my rides- but they certainly all have them. Not-riders think I'm nuts.
MT bike- Miss Bike Also my Ebay name, so don't be messin with my tiara buyin' girls.
Ugly beater bike with bizarre paint- Ugly bike
Road Bike with pink and greenish color change paint- Road Warrior Barbie 
Nicely broken in red Cherokee- Miss Jeep (first 100,000 miles!)
Redline BMX cruiser as yet unnamed. She's some sassy though.
Lizzy
Fire up the colortinis and watch the pictures as they fly through the air...
- Tom Snyder