Oh, no, a tandem is right out!

We each have our own bike, and thus it shall be. Mine and thine, and meet you at the tent after the tour dinner. (and thanks to all the PTA's that serve meals to bike tours to raise money for their schools when we camp in your playgrounds. Y'all rock!)

It is best to get these things figured out right away... "So, madam, are you a tandem-er or a ride-my-own-er?" Even when all else is majorly sucky, the biking still holds us together.

Fiddler on the Roof: is it Topol? I think he was best in the Flash Gordon with Queen.