Dear So and So

[betagirl]

Dear throat,

You started hurting last night and this morning isn't any better. If it is something like strep or the like, make sure you get it over with rather quickly.

Legs

[crazycanuck]

Dear judge,

YOu'd better be fair to our Fixedgeargirl or you'll have a hundred woman jumping up and down wanting to run over you with thier bikes..It hurts to be clomped on with spiky shoes & a mtn bike...

Dear feet,

Can you move just a tiny bit faster??? I don't want to be the sloooowwwest runner out there forever..

Dear rocks

be nice to me & renee on the eagle trail this weekend...

c

[mtbdarby]

Bikeless,
I'll be in the Baraboo area this weekend - what time is supper???? I haven't had a home cooked meal since my crash. Still can't get in until Monday - ughh!

[mimitabby]

Dear old beater pickup driver
thanks for reminding me never to make generalizations about rude drivers always being in Pickup trucks. I was riding to work
today and had to get into the left lane to make a left turn. Huge SUV's and trucks kept blasting by me and it looked like i was going to miss my turn.
You stopped and let me pass into your lane so I could turn left. I was so surprised. (the fact is that 100 feet further ahead (the next intersection) there was a red light
and no one was going anywhere anyway!)
Thank you for your courtesy.

[mtkitchn]

Dear Ann Coulter,

I THOUGHT that was you fingering dresses at Hookers-R-US!

Anyway...HEY,

I know you don't have any class, but do you think you could pick up a shred of human decency? No? Thought not, but figured I'd ask.

Sincerely,

A big fan (not)

[Kimmyt]

Dear Rain,

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

K.

[dachshund]

Dear Ann Coulter,

Agreed, she's scary.
Sometimes I wonder, "who are these people, and why would anyone want to get into politics?"

[mimitabby]

Agreed, she's scary.
Sometimes I wonder, "who are these people, and why would anyone want to get into politics?"

I wonder, what is this person(coulter) and why would anyone pay her money to open her mouth!

[Geonz]

They're endorphin deprived. They need to ride more, with no winners and losers (not so much epinephrine). It's all in the hormones!

[redrhodie]

Dear Michael Berg,

Thanks for not letting your loss ruin your beliefs.

[maillotpois]

Dear Ann Coulter,

I THOUGHT that was you fingering dresses at Hookers-R-US!

Anyway...HEY,

I know you don't have any class, but do you think you could pick up a shred of human decency? No? Thought not, but figured I'd ask.

Sincerely,

A big fan (not)

AGREED!!

Did you read Al Franken's great stuff on her in "Lies"? He makes me laugh til I pee a little.

[DrBee]

Dear roads paved in black,

Why couldn't you have been paved in a nice tan color? On my lunchtime ride today (90F actual temp/99F real feel temp) I could feel the waves of heat that you were belching at me...over and over again.

Sincerely,
I'm hot!!!!!

[Duck on Wheels]

Bikeless,
I'll be in the Baraboo area this weekend - what time is supper???? I haven't had a home cooked meal since my crash. Still can't get in until Monday - ughh!

'Fraid I don't know where Baraboo is, though I gather it's nearby. Are you serious about supper? I could do Saturday or Sunday evening. Just say the word and I'll PM you the address.

[kiwi in oz]

Dear employment agency, research centre and human research ethics board,

Thanks for approving my research proposal, for finding me the perfect job, and for the part time research work. I really appreciate it after being in a foreign land for the past 6 months trying to sort all this stuff out. Thanks for approving everything - and pressuring me to start everything RIGHT NOW - three weeks before I go home to visit my father who has cancer - and the week I am dealing with separating from my partner - the man who might just be the reason I am not in my home country. Maybe I should be thanking you all for giving me plenty of distractions?

Thanks,

A (who is hoping she may at least get stress-skinny out of this!).

[emily_in_nc]

Dear UPS Driver,

Why did you put in the tracking information for my Titus Racer-X mountain bike that was due to be delivered this past Friday that "recipient was not available to sign for package, will try again Monday"? My husband was at home all day! Did you perhaps want to start your fourth of July holiday a bit early? The bike was one hour away from my house at the UPS distribution center at 2 pm on Thursday, so why oh why do I have to wait until Monday to get it?

Don't you know how women get when we are awaiting the delivery of a bike?? And are pre-menstrual to boot?!

Sincerely,
An anxious customer

P.S. Don't let this happen again.