ROFL.
As judge, I think I'll disallow Tungnem Trek. I may be slow on the road, but I'm not senile ... yet.

Rod Het, on the other hand ... Are you thinking of playing Red Hot and Hot Rod up against Rødhette (that's Little Red Riding Hood in Norwegian)? Nice try. Could become a finalist, though the best puns don't need explanation.

I've been considering Red Hot Mamma, but it's a bit much to live up to.