Renaming competition

[Duck on Wheels]

Now that I have a brand new bike, and am also about to leave Wisconsin, somebody suggested that I need a new screen name. I replied with an offer of 5 bags of sport beans to whoever comes up with the winning suggestion for my new name. Thought I'd better get that offer out from where it was hidden down in page 2 of another thread. So here it is:
RULES: Enter as often as you like.
JUDGE: Me, but I may put up some finalists for a vote.
DEADLINE: Initial suggestions should be in this thread by June 15. That gives another week for the judge to select finalists for the runoff vote before I leave WI.
PRIZE: 5 small bags of sport beans -- mix of flavours or choose your favorites.
ELIGIBLE: everybody, including myself. But if I win, then the runner-up gets the sport beans.
some HELPFUL HINTS: I have a nickname "Duck" which is a pun on my real name pronounced in Norwegian. I'm old and slow. I have two red bikes, both Treks. Also a red car, red house, red-haired daughter (son too, though his red is just highlights in the brown), red-diaper background, work as a professor. ... That should give folks enough to play around with.

[CorsairMac]

My first thought is:


Road Island Red or

Rode Island Red


either works for biking

[Duck on Wheels]

Good start! I forgot to mention I grew up on a chicken farm (but we had White Italian laying hens).

[bikerz]

NorTred (Norway + Trek + Red)

or alternate capitalization = NortRed


(hmmm - I'm still thinkin')

[SadieKate]

(hmmm - I'm still thinkin')

Run now. We're all in trouble.

[FreshNewbie]

TreckDukRed ?

[SadieKate]

Red Sonya

Why does this forum require us to be verbose in each and every response? Does it just like inane filler?

[DrBee]

How about... "duck in red" or "trekkin' red duck" or "red red red" or ...nope - that's all I have for now. I'll have to think about this some more. This is fun

[bikerz]

RidesLikeADuck (and I mean that in the most friendly way possible!)

Or, instead of Bikeless, what about BikeMore?

(Ok - the wheels are really turning now... )

[KnottedYet]

God morgen!

How 'bout "Rod Het" or play with puns in two languages and be "Hot Rod"

Or play with rod/road: "Road Duck" "Road Trek" "Road Sykkel"

Or there's "Rude Duck" which sounds like it could be lots of fun.

"Dr. Duck" "Tungnem Trek" "Langsom Duck" (playing off "Lonesome Dove"... sorry, I'm really reaching here...)

[FreshNewbie]

Shouldn't a person who suggested to you to change name get a prize for creativity?