Dear So and So

[Nanci]

Dear Betagirl,

I'm probably going to have nightmares due to you and your monkeys.

Disturbedly,

Nanci

[mtbdarby]

Dear Pavement,
What in the name of all that is right were you thinking last week when you tripped me up and made me crash????? What did I do to deserve such pain & suffering???

Don't you know that I have my first week-long ride coming up in less than three weeks and I still can't hang on to my handlebars? I'm going crazy here - I simply can not tolerate another agonizing mile on my trainer when the weather has finally become a thing of beauty.

I yearn for the sun on my face and the wind in my hair. I sincerely hope my human sacrifice of blood, skin and fat tissue is pleasing to you so that I may ride unafflicted the rest of this biking season.

Dar

P.S. This one handed typing is for the birds