An odd phone call

[Raindrop]

Gaston Buchanan.

So,,,apparently I'd be a French male porn star, which a pencil thin mustache and dark black hair that favored strong coffee and good cigars.

Hmmm, that all came to me when I saw the name, but then again, I could be channeling.

[ladyjai]

lol..


Misty Butler

[mimitabby]

Jimmie whiskers Berwyn.

that's hilarious.
not much of a career i don't think

[Geonz]

We should pick the very best ones and line up an all star cast!

Poppy Downing and Creampuff Shultz, with special cameo appearance by Gaston Buchanon...

We don't even need a plot, but how's this for the sound track (think bluesy rock and roll)

I'm holdin' out for a carbon fiber frame
Nothin' gets me strokin' like a carbon fiber frame can
My legs can't wait to straddle
That carbon fiber saddle
And ride that baby all day long....

[I'm afraid there are verses.]

I've shared my chamois with aluminum toys
They're light and they're fast, like a bony little boy
All that bumpin' and a grindin'
is too hard on my behind, an'
so I'm looking for a carbon fiber frame...

<chorus>

I've gotten close and comfy with a frame of steel
It's strong and it's supple and I llluuuvv the way it feels
But it takes so long to get it up ... to speed
A carbon fiber frame is what I need!

<chorus, repeat last line, and then:
[run finger down length of fork:]
And if I can't have the whole frame, I could be happy with a good fork...

[crazybikinchic]

diddyscratchy la prada here.

currently would be taquana basil

[CorsairMac]

somehow I missed this the first time around! I had heard about the pets name and street name ages ago and decided it was a good thing I Didn't go into porn - coz mine would've been:



Ginger Elaine

oh yeah, that reads Porn all over it!!


if we're going current the choices are:

Squeek Shoshone (hmmmmm)
Jellicle Shoshone
Obie Shoshone
Tzi Shoshone
Millie Shoshone (might work)
Buster Shoshone - the cross dressing porn star!

[EvilTwin]

Cleo Alameda here..... not very exciting, I'm afraid.