An odd phone call

**MomOnBike** · 02-25-2006, 04:29 PM

Oh dear, I just thought, my eldest daughter would be Vrka Pinon. Um, I don't think I want to know about That kind of film!

**Duck on Wheels** · 02-25-2006, 05:38 PM

Originally Posted by doc

Mine would be:
Madel Bernard
I don't think it gets worse than that. No porn viewer worth his weight in salt would rent a movie starring Madel Bernard!!!
Using a more recent pet and street gets a little better:
cocoa cottontail

Oh, I dunno. They might think this is a flick with Sarah Bernard's (or did she spell it Bernhard) naughty sister.

Not that anybody alive has heard of Sarah Bernard/Bernhard any more, except as a cake. But chocolate cakes can be pretty sexy, for some people.

**doc** · 02-26-2006, 04:26 AM

Originally Posted by bikeless in WI

Oh, I dunno. They might think this is a flick with Sarah Bernard's (or did she spell it Bernhard) naughty sister.

Not that anybody alive has heard of Sarah Bernard/Bernhard any more, except as a cake. But chocolate cakes can be pretty sexy, for some people.

Oh boy. Sandra Bernhard was pretty raunchy herself. I can only imagine what her naughty sister would be like!!

Cake? There's a Sandra Bernhard cake?

**Trek420** · 02-26-2006, 07:19 AM

http://lynnescountrykitchen.net/cakes/sarah.html

**doc** · 02-26-2006, 08:06 AM

OK, why is it called cake if it's cookies (macaroons)?

I'm guessing Sandra and Sarah Bernhardt are not related!! Similar mishap that started this whole topic!

**Trek420** · 02-26-2006, 08:11 AM

Not sure, and I'm not sure that's the right recipe, just googled it.

Bikeless is that what you meant? Note to TE gals Bikeless is an incredible cook.

Care to demonstrate the cake? Don't know if you could fit all my birthday candles on a macaroon.

and yes, doc, I don't think Sandra and Sarah Bernhardt are related nor is there a Sandra Bernhard cake.

**Duck on Wheels** · 02-26-2006, 09:19 AM

I dunno. I just had this voice in my inner ear saying Sarah sounds-like-Bernard ... actress, cake. Don't have my recipe books here. But it could be the cookie. Norwegian has the same word for cookies and cakes. Then too ... we make some cakes with a macaroon base (like one called a Georginakake), so we may make Sarah Bernhards in both single-portion and family-size versions.

But now I'm gunna do lefse. If they work I can bring a stash along as ride fuel. I'm even making some pink ones (no, not food coloring, just red potatoes

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**arreyonskyy** · 06-03-2006, 11:39 PM

cocoa rocky

**betagirl** · 06-04-2006, 06:03 AM

Buffy Essex

Yeah that'd probably work. It has "sex" in it if anything.

**Geonz** · 06-04-2006, 04:29 PM

Snowball Northway?

(And after that, the cats were named after beers... Rheingold ... Falstaff... Leinenkugel... yea, sure, starring Leinenkugel Northway!)
My mother once confided that one of her "parental terrors" was that she'd see in lights at the Starlight In "Su-Su LaVerne, Live 2nite!"

**Raindrop** · 06-04-2006, 10:13 PM

Gaston Buchanan.

So,,,apparently I'd be a French male porn star, which a pencil thin mustache and dark black hair that favored strong coffee and good cigars.

Hmmm, that all came to me when I saw the name, but then again, I could be channeling.

**ladyjai** · 06-04-2006, 10:17 PM

lol..

Misty Butler

**mimitabby** · 06-05-2006, 12:20 PM

Jimmie whiskers Berwyn.

that's hilarious.
not much of a career i don't think

**Geonz** · 06-05-2006, 12:43 PM

We should pick the very best ones and line up an all star cast!

Poppy Downing and Creampuff Shultz, with special cameo appearance by Gaston Buchanon...

We don't even need a plot, but how's this for the sound track (think bluesy rock and roll)

I'm holdin' out for a carbon fiber frame
Nothin' gets me strokin' like a carbon fiber frame can
My legs can't wait to straddle
That carbon fiber saddle
And ride that baby all day long....

[I'm afraid there are verses.]

I've shared my chamois with aluminum toys
They're light and they're fast, like a bony little boy
All that bumpin' and a grindin'
is too hard on my behind, an'
so I'm looking for a carbon fiber frame...

<chorus>

I've gotten close and comfy with a frame of steel
It's strong and it's supple and I llluuuvv the way it feels
But it takes so long to get it up ... to speed
A carbon fiber frame is what I need!

<chorus, repeat last line, and then:
[run finger down length of fork:]
And if I can't have the whole frame, I could be happy with a good fork...

**crazybikinchic** · 06-05-2006, 08:44 PM

diddyscratchy la prada here.

currently would be taquana basil

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