No one has ever offered to buy me a drink. (except my friends)

Do strangers actually buy drinks for other strangers, or is that just a myth created by movies and TV shows?

No one has ever asked me out for dinner and a movie, either. (except my friends/snugglebunnies) I've asked, and was told "no, thank you."

Oh, great, now I'm all depressed.

And it's raining harder.

Woe, woe, woe. Wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Must. Ride. Bike.