KnottedYet

"(and if I wear them will gorgeous hotties.... blah blah blah? or will they just be offended? ah, the socio-political repercussions of sock choice.)"

well, if they are offended by your socks that just shows they have no sense of humor and are not smart enough to get your oh-so-very-subtle mud-flap reference and you probably would not want them buying you a drink anyway so there!! phbbphfttttt