Dear So and So

[Trekhawk]

Dear germs,

PISS OFF!!!

Dear Mr Mole
I have given you the chance to move to my neighbours yard and I have been civil. Still you pesist so Im sorry this is my new message wonderfully provided by tlkiwi and get the hint PLEASSSSSSSSE.

[Tater]

Dear Mr. Runny Nose in the next Cube Over:
BLOW IT ALREADY! I understand that several of us in the mapping department have allergies and we are doing our best to cope with them however we can. Most have Kleenex at our desks and use them often, some have gone as far as to mooch a roll of toilet paper from the bathroom for the express purpose of keeping snotsies off our keyboards. Please, pick a method that works for you and stick with it because hearing sniff...Sniff...SNIFF all day gets rather tiresome!
Thanks,
The Booger Free Gal to your left

[SadieKate]

Dear Ms Coughing Co-worker:

I finally got Mr. Runny Nose on the other side of me shipped off to Tater-land. Could you please join him? You are more than loud enough to drown out Mr. Runny Nose so she won't hear him.

If you can't move, try seeing a doctor. While you're there, ask him or her to check your hearing. Your conversations can be heard through solid walls and doors, and they really aren't all that interesting and dreadfully ruined the Beethoven on the radio.

SK

[DirtDiva]

Dear chickens,

Words cannot express how much I enjoyed my fry-up breakfast just now, but it's all because of you. Cheers.

[crazycanuck]

Dear fog,

Thank you for making the super 14 final an interesting affair...What a game, we in the pub, our friends in auckland nor anyone else could see what was going on. I'm sure the comment from murray mexted saying "for all we know, the ball could have landed in new brighton" will remain in many people's minds the quote of the game!!!!

Sky tv, thank you for telecasting the game but could you please show the level shots when it's pea soup on the field?

Avid crusaders fan

[Nanci]

Dear Wickham Park,

Please try to stay at least 50% cloudy and under 85F on Sunday. A shower in the afternoon would be nice!

Nanci

[DrBee]

Dear postal service,

PLEAAAAAASSSSEEEE deliver my replacement tubes today! I really need to ride. It's been a week, afterall. I've had a stressful week and if I don't get to ride soon, my head may explode, just like the old tube.

Anxiously awaiting the mailman,
Fishdr

[DirtDiva]

Avid crusaders fan

Dear crazycanuck,

You are a good woman.

Yours,
One-eyed Cantab, born and raised.

[RoadRaven]

Dear crazycanuck,

You are a good woman.

Yours,
One-eyed Cantab, born and raised.

Did you manage to catch the game last night Kiwi? CC? Crusaders/Hurricanes?

Dear Wellington... next time you decide to host a significant final of the worlds greatest ever contact sport, please ensure the rolling fog stays out of the caketin... although I was seated in my living room and got some excellent close-ups - it would have been nice to have some "aerial" views and I am sure those that played good money to actually be there are extremely disappointed to be unable to see most of the action!

Rugby-Raven

[Tater]

Dear Ms Coughing Co-worker:

I finally got Mr. Runny Nose on the other side of me shipped off to Tater-land. Could you please join him? You are more than loud enough to drown out Mr. Runny Nose so she won't hear him.

If you can't move, try seeing a doctor. While you're there, ask him or her to check your hearing. Your conversations can be heard through solid walls and doors, and they really aren't all that interesting and dreadfully ruined the Beethoven on the radio.

SK

Dear Allergy Fairies,
Could you please ignore SadieKate's request to send Ms. Coughy to my area? See, the Tater-cube is nice and quiet now and I would really rather it stay that way!
Thanks so much,
The Silent Spud

[Nanci]

Dear New Programable Thermostat,

Thank you for working (as in turning the AC on!) after I installed you. I was worried because one wire didn't match up, and one slot was left empty, and I didn't know if I had a "heat pump" or not. I do not know what a heat pump is. But all seems to be well, at least until I need the furnace!

Nanci

[Nanci]

Dear God,

I had this idea. Wouldn't it be cool if we could move trees around just by pushing them? I could move the huge ones to where they could shade my house better. I could move the really pretty ones in the back 40 closer. I could move them all away when a hurricane came through, instead of sleeping in the part of the house that wouldn't get crushed if one fell. I could fill out the bare sections of fence line, so I wouldn't have to look at the neighbors or the road. Just an idea, please take it into consideration.

Thanks,

Nanci

[Trek420]

Dear Nanci,

What I had in mind when I placed the trees where they are is that you put the *house* where the huge ones are so they can shade you better. And you could put the *house* 40' closer to the pretty ones in the back.

Sorry about the hurricanes. Could you prune the big branches? Don't prune the fig though oops.

Or how about this: for all that you do for my animals, I'll just try to keep the branches off you when you sleep

Feel free to fill out the bare sections of fence line though. I don't like to look at your neighbors or the road either.

Thanks,

G**