Favorite Hill Climbing Quote

[susiej]

Next pinecone ... next pinecone ... next pinecone ...

... as I stare at the pinecones littering the side of the road, I keep pedalling just to the next pinecone (about a foot away), then to the next, and the next, and finally I make the top of the hill in my granny gear and can cruise the 200 yards/meters to my house. Or not, because there's a car behind me that wants to drive faster than ten miles an hour.

But last week, I made it up the hill in my second to last granny gear! And without the pinecone chant. Progress! Yay me! The hill's pretty flat, but has a nasty sharp increase in slope at the end. Like a stinking ski jump.

--SJ

[Geonz]

I carefully learned all the verses to a great little Celtic tune about a widow with incredible endurance who outlasted the Devil before TOMRV... ("At 69 the widow laughed, 'Again, Again!' she cried... the devil said, "Well, I can see, just how your husband died.")
... but the song that was actually rolling through my brain ended up being "Ain't no gra-a-a-a-a-a-a-ve can ho-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld my body down..."
If it's a quick hill, it will be the PUnk Polka ("Jump, jump, jump, jump up and down in place - Drive a safety pin into your face - excuse me while I leave the human race, and do the punk polka.")

And often it boils down to... "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10... okay, 10 more times around... 10 more..." but at least *now* I can say "if you keep moving, you've always ended up at the top."

[bikerz]

"Don't tip over..."

-BikerZ

[salsabike]

Next pinecone ... next pinecone ... next pinecone ...

... as I stare at the pinecones littering the side of the road, I keep pedalling just to the next pinecone (about a foot away), then to the next, and the next, and finally I make the top of the hill in my granny gear and can cruise the 200 yards/meters to my house. Or not, because there's a car behind me that wants to drive faster than ten miles an hour.

But last week, I made it up the hill in my second to last granny gear! And without the pinecone chant. Progress! Yay me! The hill's pretty flat, but has a nasty sharp increase in slope at the end. Like a stinking ski jump.

--SJ

I LOVE the next pinecone chant! Makes perfect sense to me.

[pkq]

I have a real problem with someone beating me to the top.
-a pal

[pkq]

It's darn near downhill all the way from here.
-Ken C.

[Lenusik]

And I try to imagine waltz: one - two -three, one - two - three

[Geonz]

Somebody else uses a three-count! I do too, I think because of my swimming background and breathing on "both sides," and the six-beat kick rather deeply ingrained in me. (I like 3-4 better than 2-4 anyway. So many really good songs are 3-4...)

[CR400]

"Just a little bit farther"

"Only one more hill (or time)."

"This hurts so much, what do you mean I'm only going 5 or 8mph." So I dig in to go faster.

and my favorite "Thank God for the triple I bought" with a 26. Now If I could just have a 26/25 maybe things would be better