"All those guys in wierd clothes ..."

There's an ad on the local radio here these days, an ad for the local baseball team (Madison Mallards). The ad goes "Why is watching a Mallards game more fun than a ride on the bike trail? Two words: bike shorts. Tight, sweaty spandex. And you can't not look, because then you'll crash. Whereas ..." And then they say how women get more of a kick watching guys stand around a baseball diamond wearing knickers. What???? Not!!!! And apologies to my cousin-in-law Jim Gott here, who I'm sure was sexy in his baseball uniform, but come on! Check the red-bike-shorts sites and learn!