Used to be a library-chick. "Dewey Decimator"?

Low self-esteem. "Dew-Dew"?

Took French for 6 months in HS. "Un, Dew, Trois"?

UU living by the golden rule. "Dew Unto Others"?

Gotta dog. "Dr. Dewlittle"?

Not gettin' any. "Dew Me"?

Skeptical and cynical by nature. "Dewbious"?

Like to solve problems. "Dews ex Machina"?

Enjoy obscure scientific jargon. "Dewteron"?

My prickly stinky sweet personality. "Dewrian"?