Dear Mother Nature,
Could you please assign a higher altitude to those @#*(%^#$ clouds of little bitty flying bugs? Why do you make them fly in swarms at mouth height anyway? I mean, my lungs can't really use them, and I'm sure the bugs aren't particularly thrilled at being inhaled, either. It would be doing both of us a favour if you could get them to use the airspace above, say, 10 feet AGL, and I'll be happy with the airspace below that.
Thanks so much.
Sherry.