Does the Fredwina Athena team car carry hot, no foam, whole milk, double split-shot lattes, too?

Cuz, y'know, anything less just wouldn't do.....

Oh, and I need the team car to have a pedicurist and a leg-waxer. Those are two jobs I just can't seem to keep up with, and I'm sure my aerodynamics suffer because of it.

Eyebrow wax, too.

Back on topic (while still dreaming up Team Fredwina Athena): I have big ol' cyclocross tires, which I'm sure have saved me a few punctures on my commute to work. I'm one of those folks who sees glittering broken glass on the road and does the magpie routine; "ooooh, shiney things, ride over them with BOTH tires!"