Yea, one of my biking buddies knows somebody who had a shirt made that says "I AM NOT A DUI."

One of the things I love about my Xtracycle (which I got back yesterday, YEA!!!, with a new wheel but not the disc brakes yet, but new brake pads) is that it's obviously *meant* for ... even if they can't figure out what, I'm an "intentional cyclist," riding instead of driving.