Dear dentist who thought it was a good idea to pull out half of my bicuspids (you know, the cornerstone of the bite) when I was 11 years old,

My present dentist thanks you from the bottom of his wallet.

#7crownsandcounting

(At least this one is far enough forward that it doesn't get the intense pressure that the molars do, and I can get a porcelain crown instead of another gold one. Thank goodness for small favors.)