That is terrible, Blueberry.
We had 9 bikes between us at one time. A couple belonged to my son, though. Now we just have 5, and only because DH has been too lazy to sell his Kuota. But, I am getting the itch to buy something, either an around town bike (cuz it will be a flat ride to stores and restaurants when I move) or a fat bike. Or, both. And I'd also like a gravel/dirt road bike.