Well I went for a 40 mile bike ride yesterday. I tried to eat a lot afterwards -- salmon burger with fries and a glass of orange juice immediately after, a big baked potato topped with lots of cheddar cheese for dinner, a big bowl of greek yogurt after that. Nonetheless I was hungry at 1 am. But the clock had started on the clear liquids so I just had a glass of ginger ale.

I woke up a little while ago. I am STARVING. I had 8 oz of a fruit juice cocktail (should have read the label on that before I bought it -- it's thin and watery, not 100% juice.) Now I'm having jello. I won't say "eating jello" because that verb simply can't apply to jello. Anyway my stomach feels full yet I am still hungry. I am also dizzy and I have a headache. It's not even 11 am.

I'm pretty sure I won't get through this without fainting.