You're all spoilt. This is the norm for Every Single House or apartment being sold around here ;-) And taking photos for the ad was even worse. Basically the house was supposed to have the bare minimum of furniture, tastefully displayed against a blank wall, every pillow should be plumped and arranged and preferably white, every counter and table top should have a classy display of either fruit and vegetables, or flowers and candles. I managed to weasel out of the mandatory white orchids and got something else instead, and felt really wild. It was a nightmare. The house was uninhabitable for over a week.
The photos turned out rather amusing, if you know what you're looking at. In front of the house, where we usually kept six or seven pairs of skis, a ski sled, at least four bikes and a bike trailer, and where no-one has ever sat ever, there were two chairs and a small table pretending to be our "breakfast table", with two wine glasses and a glass bowl of *strawberries*. In the photo showing the whole front of the house, down the street you can just make out a big messy pile of something, around a lamppost. That is of course - six pairs of skis, a sled, four bikes and a bike trailer :-D
ETA: I actually spent two weeks polishing the fittings in the bathroom every time I'd been in there, in case someone wanted to drop by and see the house. Shiny fittings actually make a shabby bathroom look quite nice. But it was still an insane thing to do. We were alle slightly intimidated by our scary power blonde real estate agent.
Last edited by lph; 09-05-2015 at 01:44 PM.
Winter riding is much less about badassery and much more about bundle-uppery. - malkin
1995 Kona Cinder Cone commuterFrankenbike/Selle Italia SLR Lady Gel Flow
2008 white Nakamura Summit Custom mtb/Terry Falcon X
2000 Schwinn Fastback Comp road bike/Specialized Jett