Quote Originally Posted by malkin View Post
Late to this party, but here's another story:

We were working with our bank for the mortgage, and the loan guy misspelled my name which is Virginia to another word that starts with V, with many of the same letters, but with a two times and only one i. Perhaps an ok name for a porn star, and certainly a fine bit of human female anatomy, but not really what I wanted on my home loan. The bank insisted that it could not be changed. We went to another source for our mortgage.
This is too awesome for words.

I would have written to the CEO to tell them exactly why I was taking my business elsewhere. Beyond the humor of the incorrect name, they were insisting on issuing a loan to someone who does not exist. None of your documentation -- pay stubs, etc -- would have matched the application. It's just mind-blowing.