Impotence in our fellas?

[bikerz]

I think "elephants " is aka_kim's word...

[SadieKate]

Yep, an aka_kim-ism. For once, I don't deserve the blame.

This segues into a funny story I read last night from the book "Sand in my Bra," a collection of women's travel stories. The writer was trying to ask for popcorn and used her handy dictionary to translate "pop" and "corn." It didn't work. She found out she was requesting elephant farts. However, isn't an elephant the best place for this activity?