"Theft" was not my preferred method of culling the herd.

[Trek420]

An expensive bike would probably add a dream about slow dismemberment of the taker before moving on

Oh, I wish that and a lot more for the dude who stole my namesake, Trek 420. I'm sure the 6'2" perp looked like a clown descending on my 47 cm bike. Also sure he sold it for a hit of crack. Bike theft sucks.

Have fun shopping though.