S*r*w that guy Lise! He probably has a small pee pee anyway!! It'd be like bog snorkeling to find it!
Just be glad he didn't have a s**t explosion in your bathroom like one guy I met on-line!
Nanci (always ready to take it to a lower level)
S*r*w that guy Lise! He probably has a small pee pee anyway!! It'd be like bog snorkeling to find it!
Just be glad he didn't have a s**t explosion in your bathroom like one guy I met on-line!
Nanci (always ready to take it to a lower level)
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"...I'm like the cycling version of the guy in Flowers for Algernon." Mike Magnuson
LOL, Nanci! That reminds me of that movie with Jennifer Anniston "Along Came Polly". Did you see that scene in the bathroom? I laughed so hard I cried!Originally Posted by Nanci
Yeah, it was like that, only we didn't live happily ever after. He didn't even get to kiss me.
Nanci
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"...I'm like the cycling version of the guy in Flowers for Algernon." Mike Magnuson
Ummm...no, I can testify to this one....OK, I'm a sl**.Originally Posted by Nanci
But the two things (he thinks) he has going for him are ...the size of his pee pee, and his Jaguar. From now on, no more guys with fancy cars. Size of car price inversely proportional to size of heart, appearantly!
We never got to the stage of him using my bathroom, I am glad to report.
I am now chuckling and blushing ferociously, both uncontrollably. hehhehehehheh...must stop laughing. And blushing. and laughing...NANCI! I'm bog snorkling trying to re-locate my dignity! hehehhehehehHA!
Run like a dachshund! Ride like a superhero! Swim like a three-legged cat!
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Oh, we kissed alright. Chemistry. Magic. Wrong! Man, I've had "chemistry" before with people who were absolutely wrong for me, I've just never had them walk away without any warning or a goodbye! Blah! Blah! I should send him an all-expenses paid voucher for an exciting BOG SNORKLING vacation! heheheheheheh ... must get grip on self....![]()
Run like a dachshund! Ride like a superhero! Swim like a three-legged cat!
TE Bianchi Girls Rock
I met this guy, on line, who was like a thousand years younger than me. I think we might have gone to a movie, and dinner at some Italian place. Later, we made out on the couch for hours, but we never "did it." Of course, he never called me back. That was 9-11. THE 9-11.
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"...I'm like the cycling version of the guy in Flowers for Algernon." Mike Magnuson
Running, running, it was about RUNNING workouts! (hee hee)
I'm doing the Danskin Tri this summer. I'm WALKING.
"If Americans want to live the American Dream, they should go to Denmark." - Richard Wilkinson
I believe this is called Thread Drift.
Nanci
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"...I'm like the cycling version of the guy in Flowers for Algernon." Mike Magnuson
You'll feel a lot better if you have a glass of wine and WATCH THE EAGLE.
http://www.infotecbsi.com/wildlife/
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"...I'm like the cycling version of the guy in Flowers for Algernon." Mike Magnuson
Had me a big ol' glass of Red Hook Extra Special Bitter, does that count? (mmmmmm, beeeeeeer)
Watchin' my doggie beg for a taste of my nachos. Not quite as diginfied as an eagle! In fact, no dignity at all. (good lord, he's DROOLING)
Come on over to my house! I got more beer!![]()
"If Americans want to live the American Dream, they should go to Denmark." - Richard Wilkinson
I went. I watched the eagle. I believe it was Mr. Eagle, based on hairdo. I enjoy writing "eagle" and "hairdo" in the same sentence, thank you, Nanci.
Yes, this thread has drifted. Ahem. Back to running. No shame in walking the Danskin tri. The only shame, appearantly, comes when *I* walk during my "runs"! argh. I have started doing what I call intervals, who knows if they really are--I just run faster for a block, or half a block, then walk to recover, then run my usual pace. I could stand to have a more organized way to train, but I do OK.
Nanci, really what do you think of the Bog Snorkelling Triathlon?!?![]()
PS: If one of your memories of 9/11 is that of making out for hours with a much younger man, then you're way ahead of most of us.![]()
Run like a dachshund! Ride like a superhero! Swim like a three-legged cat!
TE Bianchi Girls Rock
Did you see they have...mountain bike bog snorkelling![]()
The 9th World Mountain Bike Bog Snorkelling Championships
http://llanwrtyd-wells.powys.org.uk/eventbogbike.htm
Fancy Schmancy Custom Road bike ~ Mondonico Futura Legero
Found on side of the road bike ~ Motobecane Mixte
Gravel bike ~ Salsa Vaya
Favorite bike ~ Soma Buena Vista mixte
Folder ~ Brompton
N+1 ~ My seat on the Rover recumbent tandem
https://www.instagram.com/pugsley_adventuredog/
The Welsh. Who knew they were so odd? Yes, I'm part Welsh. Don't throw bits of peat bog at me.L.
Run like a dachshund! Ride like a superhero! Swim like a three-legged cat!
TE Bianchi Girls Rock
Actually, my first memory of 9-11 is going to Surgical Intensive Care, and there's a big commotion, with everyone gathered at the foot of a patient's bed where the TV is. I'm told a plane has hit the WTC, but then, everyone mostly thought it was a horrible accident. I called down to my department and told the person at the desk to go to the lounge and watch TV right now. Then, while we were still at the foot of the bed in SICU, the second plane hit- I saw it live.
Bog snorkeling looks a lot easier than swimming!!! I'd do that if they had it here.
Nanci
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"...I'm like the cycling version of the guy in Flowers for Algernon." Mike Magnuson
I bought my first car on 9-11.
As for the thread "drift"... I think this was more a case of pulling a handbrake turn and speeding off in the other direction. Mea culpa - I think it was the bog snorkelling that did it.![]()
Drink coffee and do stupid things faster with more energy.