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    Drink coffee and do stupid things faster with more energy.

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    Bog snorkelling, and so much more...

    HA! And to think, I descended from these people.

    But wait! There's an entire triathlon!
    http://llanwrtyd-wells.powys.org.uk/bogtriathlon.htm
    Last edited by Lise; 04-19-2006 at 04:25 AM. Reason: to make it even funnier
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    I know! If I could run 12 miles, I'd be tempted to enter just for a laugh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tlkiwi
    I know! If I could run 12 miles, I'd be tempted to enter just for a laugh!
    Oh, hey, it's only a run of "approximately 8-10 miles". Who gets to choose? How approximate are we talking here? Cuz after 8 miles, that's enough for me! I've never said, "Oh, what the heck, let's do a couple more!" And let's see, you run 8-10 miles, then you snorkle through a bog, then you mtb 16-18 miles...again, who decides that distance?!?

    I must say, it sounds right up Nanci's alley.

    I especially like the pictures of people cheering along the sides of the bog snorkel channel thing. I mean. Don't they have, um, other things to do? Bog snorkeling. It's going to haunt me.

    Let's see. This thread started out about running. I went running today. What happened? I am so de-conditioned. Last fall I was running so much, training for a marathon. Now I cannot run 2 miles without walking a block here and there to catch my breath. Some of it's emotional, a bit depressed about the stupid guy who walked away (see thread in "open"). But c'mon, Lise, shake it off. I'm just not as strong as I was last fall when I was training a lot. I looked back at my training log from this time last year; I am stronger now than I was then, and I had my best season ever last year. So just keep at it. I'm off to ride my bike to the YMCA and go swimming. I just need to run more. And bike more. And swim more.... L.
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    S*r*w that guy Lise! He probably has a small pee pee anyway!! It'd be like bog snorkeling to find it!

    Just be glad he didn't have a s**t explosion in your bathroom like one guy I met on-line!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nanci
    Just be glad he didn't have a s**t explosion in your bathroom like one guy I met on-line!
    Nanci (always ready to take it to a lower level)
    LOL, Nanci! That reminds me of that movie with Jennifer Anniston "Along Came Polly". Did you see that scene in the bathroom? I laughed so hard I cried!

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    Yeah, it was like that, only we didn't live happily ever after. He didn't even get to kiss me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nanci
    S*r*w that guy Lise! He probably has a small pee pee anyway!! It'd be like bog snorkeling to find it!

    Just be glad he didn't have a s**t explosion in your bathroom like one guy I met on-line!

    Nanci (always ready to take it to a lower level)
    Ummm...no, I can testify to this one....OK, I'm a sl**. But the two things (he thinks) he has going for him are ...the size of his pee pee, and his Jaguar. From now on, no more guys with fancy cars. Size of car price inversely proportional to size of heart, appearantly!

    We never got to the stage of him using my bathroom, I am glad to report.

    I am now chuckling and blushing ferociously, both uncontrollably. hehhehehehheh...must stop laughing. And blushing. and laughing...NANCI! I'm bog snorkling trying to re-locate my dignity! hehehhehehehHA!
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    Oh, we kissed alright. Chemistry. Magic. Wrong! Man, I've had "chemistry" before with people who were absolutely wrong for me, I've just never had them walk away without any warning or a goodbye! Blah! Blah! I should send him an all-expenses paid voucher for an exciting BOG SNORKLING vacation! heheheheheheh ... must get grip on self....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lise
    But the two things (he thinks) he has going for him are ...the size of his pee pee, and his Jaguar. From now on, no more guys with fancy cars. Size of car price inversely proportional to size of heart, appearantly!

    and directly proportional to how big an ******* he is. don't get me started.

    oh, wait, dh drives a beemer and is a saint to put up with me. ah well, to every rule there is an exception.

    I love thread drift.

 

 

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