Dear So and So

[Irulan]

Sky king, we keep TWO land line for our businesses - one for me, one for DH. The cell coverage here at the house is terrible. We only recently got rid of the fax,line and went to E-faxing. DH has one client who insists on faxing lab reports. For rural, satellite internet is really big around here but it's not terribly reliable or fast.

When we were house hinting two years ago, almost very house we liked was on satellite, which was a deal breaker. DH needs reliable high speed internet for his work.

[Pax]

Dear Condo owner,

You seriously thought adding something like "There is evidence of physical settling but the HOA pumped the foundationto prevent any further issues, inspections welcome." to the listing AFTER it's been on the market for six months is okay??

We'll still take a look when we're down in FL in a couple of weeks, but that was a HUGE red flag for us.

Sincerely,

Very cautious condo buyers

[Catrin]

Dear Sister - I love you, but why did you marry some guy you've known for 2 months and are totally ignoring your own daughter who is having her first marriage in two weeks? Couldn't you have waited a couple of weeks so you could be with your daughter? Also, you let him move in his son, girlfriend, two babies, two dogs and goats. You are acting totally unlike yourself and what is up with that? Also why did I have to almost make you tell me that there was this entire menagerie in your little house? I am trying to withhold judgement until I finally meet this man, but something smells very wrong. Hopefully that is just my protective instincts coming out since I've not yet met the man.

Love,
Your concerned oldest sister.

[Crankin]

Something indeed sounds wrong, Catrin.