Clean Shorts

[RoadRaven]

I thought skidmarks, dingleberries, and the like were primarily a "guy thing". I wipe very carefully and repeat it as many times as necessary to get the job done and it's never been a problem for me. Besides, if I commute, I'm not going to bring a spare pair to wear on the ride home.

Hey there Dianyla
I think you are right re women doing a generally better job of wiping, but I was endeavouring to allude to other bodily functions like farting (am i allowed to write fart? guess I'll find out )
When one considers that research shows that we should not keep our toothbrushes in the same room as our toilet because fecal matter can be found in minute particles in the air up to 1 1/2 metres away after the flush...

... then I think if we fart on our ride (and c'mon, it would be a rare person who hasn't farted at least once on at least one ride...) then fecal matter in miunte particles will come out and while that is fine for the ride, to leave it to mingle with the usual secretions from our girly bits and grow delightful things til the next ride a day or two later... ewww...

And no Dianyla and Kiwi, sorry to be unclear, I didn't mean take two pairs of shorts in a day, I often bike to work, leave my shorts somewhere to dry as best they can and then wear them home again. However, the first thing I do when I get home is get rid of the shorts and if I can't shower or bathe straight away then I slap on some aftershave and go commando til I can.