I have to admit that I find shirtless males unsettling, whether they have moobs or not...

I was standing in line for the porta potties at a very large organized ride and a group of young things were complaining about how SOME people shouldn't be allowed to wear lycra. Now, I'm obese, but I'd say that 80 per cent of the people on that ride didn't look good in their lycra. I turned around and gave them the stink eye. Krimeny! what am I supposed to wear? A mumu?