OK, you started it, not me. But now that you have...with Orphan Annie, we had to put sanitary napkins in a jar with a screw on lid because she would get into ANYTHING else! Pull them out, eat them up, leave them around the house. I guess it's an animal thing, blood, etc, but JEEZ! My poor brother.

She once ate a ham slice in the packaging, just like the leg of lamb described above. Also, an entire pound of sugar-free, coffee flavored, individually wrapped candies. Sugar-free candies have an effect on the intestine if eaten in sufficient quantities. A dog with the runs who's also pooping out foil bits and cellophane.

Still, I like the image of the dog nipping at your hand while you try to pull a tampon out of her butt the best of all.

What were we saying about cross-posting with the guys' cycling board? L.