Dear Left Ovary, I'm not impressed. When Right Ovary ruptured a cyst, it had me on the floor unable to move and sweating. When you ruptured a cyst last Thursday, it took me 2 days to figure out what had happened. You call THAT a ruptured cyst? Please.
Dear Left Ovary, I know I said I'd be happy if I got just one more year out of you when I got rid of Right Ovary. Yet after 8 years I find I had begun to dare hope we'd be together through natural menopause.
Dear Left Ovary, you disproved my theory that not eating sugar would prevent these inflammatory type problems. I guess I should have tried the extreme diet (no sugar, no dairy, no red meat, no wheat) after all. Maybe I could have saved you. Is it too late?
2009 Trek 7.2FX WSD, brooks Champion Flyer S, commuter bike