Cute kid stories

[AppleTree]

haha that's a good one.
And as for little boys, this is still one of my family favorites.
My son was maybe all of three or four. I was sick, DH had taken him to the supermarket. They are in the express line, rush hour.
Loud little boy voice: "Daddy, tell me again why Grandpa cut off part of your penis"....This of course pertains to the circumcision/non-circumcision discussion that they had had previously...

Oh my gawd, how hilarious is that one?

[Melalvai]

These are good.
When a little kid asks "Why" or any question really a good answer is, "Why (or what, as appropriate) do you think?"

[Crankin]

Irulan, your story reminds of the time a close friend took her 3 or 4 year old daughter to their rental house to collect the rent from the renter. Her daughter (a friend of my older son), looked at the guy and said to her mom, "Does he have a penis?" To which my friend replied, "I don't think he has any peanuts. We can eat some later."

[Anelia]

My son was about 5 when we went to a fast food restaurant and on our entering there, we saw two policemen carrying pizzas. My son asked loudly: "Mom, why aren't these COPS having doughnuts?"
Also it's not very common in our country to see women wearing hijabs so my 4-year-old son sees a group of muslim women at a seaside resort and he asks (this time not as loudly): "Mom, are they NINJAS"
Children are very open and they speak their minds which could sometimes embarrass adults