Cute kid stories

[Jolt]

I have a funny one from a couple of years ago when I was lifeguarding part-time at the YMCA pool...one day this little boy, probably four or five years old, came over to the side of the little pool and randomly asked "If you fart underwater, will it be stinky?". I replied that not only would it stink, but the bubbles would make it clear to everyone exactly who did it!

[sookiesue]

I had pinkeye a couple of weeks ago, and I was lamenting the fact that my eye looked kind of weird. My 5 year old son told me, "No, your red eye looks really good, Mom. You look like a dragon."

5 year old boys are awesome.

[Irulan]

haha that's a good one.
And as for little boys, this is still one of my family favorites.
My son was maybe all of three or four. I was sick, DH had taken him to the supermarket. They are in the express line, rush hour.
Loud little boy voice: "Daddy, tell me again why Grandpa cut off part of your penis"....This of course pertains to the circumcision/non-circumcision discussion that they had had previously...

[AppleTree]

haha that's a good one.
And as for little boys, this is still one of my family favorites.
My son was maybe all of three or four. I was sick, DH had taken him to the supermarket. They are in the express line, rush hour.
Loud little boy voice: "Daddy, tell me again why Grandpa cut off part of your penis"....This of course pertains to the circumcision/non-circumcision discussion that they had had previously...

Oh my gawd, how hilarious is that one?

[Melalvai]

These are good.
When a little kid asks "Why" or any question really a good answer is, "Why (or what, as appropriate) do you think?"

[Crankin]

Irulan, your story reminds of the time a close friend took her 3 or 4 year old daughter to their rental house to collect the rent from the renter. Her daughter (a friend of my older son), looked at the guy and said to her mom, "Does he have a penis?" To which my friend replied, "I don't think he has any peanuts. We can eat some later."

[Anelia]

My son was about 5 when we went to a fast food restaurant and on our entering there, we saw two policemen carrying pizzas. My son asked loudly: "Mom, why aren't these COPS having doughnuts?"
Also it's not very common in our country to see women wearing hijabs so my 4-year-old son sees a group of muslim women at a seaside resort and he asks (this time not as loudly): "Mom, are they NINJAS"
Children are very open and they speak their minds which could sometimes embarrass adults