Dear So and So

[Veronica]

Dear Tech Department:

Really? Your mailbox appears to be unavailable. Try to access it again in 10 seconds. If you see this error again, contact your helpdesk.

But those tickets are suppose to be done by email. Maybe you guys are lonely and you want everyone calling you today.

Veronica

[malkin]

Oh V, I know it is completely NOT FUNNY for you! Still, it makes me laugh a little bit.

One time we got an apology from IT saying that the reason that the spam reports weren't showing up in the inbos was because they were being stopped by the spam filter. (I laughed so hard I about peed my pants).

[lph]

Dear assorted hearing respondents out there,

I know, I know. You hate the hydropower plans. I'm a faceless city bureaucrat and you want to make plenty sure that I know you hate the plans. But honestly, they really are just loose plans, and I need constructive feedback. It would be a lot better if you had done what we asked you to and written specific comments with content instead of spewing out pages of random angry noises. I now have 25 responses out of which 6 make sense.

One of them actually sounds rather like he's threatening the hydropower company (not me) with black magic...

[redrhodie]

One of them actually sounds rather like he's threatening the hydropower company (not me) with black magic...

If that's one of the six that make sense, you got your work cut out!

[lph]

Hee-hee. Unfortunately not.

We keep an unoffical record of the more bizarre ravings that get sent our way. There are some doozies in there.