Heh. I'm the same way (not that I've worn a sheer enough skirt in a very long time ). I wore slips fairly often for privacy. Skirts are one of those things like your butt crack in bike shorts ... I really had to look in a mirror with a strong light behind me to know whether I needed a slip or not! Most of the suits I've bought more recently have a self-liner in the skirt. But as far as static, yeah, slips always made that worse for me.