Dear Neighbors:

Have we done something to offend you? We're so happy you bike, and that you're teaching your kiddo to bike. But - did you have to give him a horn and let him ride up and down the street for hours blasting it? We can hear it inside our house, and it's really, really difficult to concentrate. DH is trying to work from home, and I'm trying to study. Please, please stop the honking!