Real name: Toria
Where do you live? SW London, UK (yeah, an interloper)
Explanation of your handle: rugby nickname from years ago, when there were too many Victorias around.
Explanation of your avatar: N/A as yet
Age (general or specific): mid-thirties
Occupation: aspiring novelist
Favorite bike: one which works
What's in your stable? Specialized Dolce named 'Baby' (small, nightmare to keep clean, sh*tty arse and squeals if I don't give it enough attention) & Specialized Globe Vienna named 'Beast' (weighs a ton but is reliable and plods on)
Fastest speed on a road bike? somewhere not shy of 40mph, fastest I've seen was 37.5, but any faster and I'm too nervous to take my eyes off the road.
Another picture of yourself or your ride? ooh, I'll have to dig one out. If it shows, dat's my award. So chuffed.
What is the biggest lie you've ever told: after crashing at 25mph, with blood trickling down my leg and unable to weight-bear on one leg, that I didn't want my housemate to pick me up and I was fine to get home.
Most memorable moment on my bike: cycling the back lanes of Kent on a beautiful, beautiful day.
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