Orphan Annie, our English Setter, would eat anything. Perhaps the worst, mess-wise, was that she'd go into any purse she could find, and pull out a lipstick. Chew it, drag it around, poop it out...ARGH!

A friend's cocker spaniel got into the rum balls one Christmas. Not nearly as bloated as Jaspar, but just as drunk. Wagged her tail so hard she sprained it. Ow.

I laughed so hard at Jaspar's tale that I think I sprained something.... L.