I love a good challenge, but I'm late for work, so here's the product of 90 seconds worth of brainstorming...

Team Knobby Hobby
Shady Ladies
Dirty Girls, Dirt Divas, Dirt Don't Hurt, Dirt in the Skirt (you could wear skorts)
Giddy-up and go
Endo Waiting to Happen
Speedy Goncyclas
Monkey Business

Hope that helps!!

Johanna