Maybe it's because I'm watching Monty Python at the moment, but while reading Melody's post, the SNL "More Cowbells" skit came to mind. It could be altered slightly to "More Headwinds".

"We need more headwinds! Make more headwinds!"
"NO, we don't need more headwinds, it's fine the way it is."
"Well, how about more driving rain, then?!?"

(Hey, I'm half British....really corny humor runs in the family...).
heehee
~BikeMomma