OMG. All of you are so hilarious.

I am a salon waxer. I've tried at home to the most abysmal sticky results. Would NOT recommend.

I've had my brows waxed for years, and my lady bits waxed for two years. I don't find that it is particularily painful, and you get used to the gal staring at your nether region during the process. Aside from cycling, I've picked up swimming, and waxing is a must. Shaving there daily is just not something I want to deal with.

I ride after waxing, but would not schedule a wax the day before a long ride. Better to give it a day or two, especially if its hot outside.