Dear DH,

So you're home for 10 days and in all of that time you somehow couldn't find time to take the dog to the vet to get the paperwork started on his international transport requirements, so instead on your last day home you make an appointment for ME to take the dog to the vet.

And it's not like the baby is old enough to stay home alone, so he had to come along too. And the dog is overprotective of us so he freaks out the moment we step in the office. Next time I will leave it to you to muzzle an overprotective dog while the baby is screaming.

Thankfully the vet's exam rooms are very clean. But given a choice I'll try not to breastfeed there again.

Next time, maybe I will decline to do this at all, and the dog will just have to stay behind.

You owe me, big time.

Love,
Your wife