Dear So and So

[Owlie]

TE Gals!

I made it to Round 2 of Denver Dream Job™! All your good wishes are definitely helping. This final round consists of me interviewing with the staff. There are 3 of us interviewing for one position. Continued good thoughts and wishes are really appreciated. Thanks!

Good luck!

Dear customers:
I promise you, I'm not hiding anything in your size. That's not good for you, me or my employer. If it's not on the floor or in the back in its box, we don't have it. We might be able to get it. What goes on the floor is what The Powers that Be think will sell. That often does not include things in your size range. I frequently have the same problem. I'm not lying if I tell you we don't have something after I've checked both the stockroom and both racks. Stop acting like I am.