Thanks, ladies. A whole lot of LOL. You just can't take this stuff too seriously. Eat lots, ride hard.

Strangely, I never really felt horrible. A little uh, full after the 2nd round but I never seemed to suffer any ill effects. I wasn't hungry for several hours afterwards, but then I consumed something like 2300 calories during the event.

@Selkie, plain old glazed donuts. Take 2, smash together, eat.

@ Jess, yes, I beat Fatty, but he was on a triple this year (with his wife and daughter).

@Sadiekate, note that if he had been placed in the proper category, he wouldn't have placed as well!