Quote Originally Posted by SadieKate

Their customer service number is 800.488.6537. Blaine Hamilton is the customer service rep for Amici Veloci (and I'm only giving you his name because I've worked with him not because he is in anyway responsible). Jim Helser is the president.
Uh oh, we're dealing with men here. Should I change the vocabulary from "boobs" to something more male-oriented? How about "knockers"? "Hello, Blaine? I'm Cari, and I must take issue with you about my knockers!" Hmmm, maybe I will do that.