Park bike behind commuter truck. Your husband backs up over your bike and kills it. You get new bike. Both of you feel really guilty.
Horrible idea, of course.
I don't understand why he is so attached to your bike. He needs to give you more things more often. And perhaps you to him, also. And to really give, expecting nothing back. Too many strings attached to that bike. It is amazing you can even ride it.
I am horrible with relationships and muddle on with my own.
Best of all gifts,
S